i’m not even cool as a pirate
September 19, 2012
Still being International Talk Like a Pirate Day, I thought it would be appropriate to discover what my pirate persona would be.
Result number one:
Arrrr, you were born to sail the high seas and fly the Jolly Roger. Unfortunately you don’t have a ship, crew, cannons, or even a parrot, so you sit in the bathtub and wash your boobies over and over whilst screaming “Surrender or die, surrender or die!”
Not being entirely pleased with this and hoping for something a little further from reality I decided to give it a second go:
Shiver me timbers, you’re known as “The Piratess Who Couldn’t Pour Piss Out Of A Boot With The Instructions On The Heel.” In other words, you’re completely incompetent and would have been better off as a gardener, or interior decorator.
WTF! It’s like they actually know me.
And by the way, who the hell has been spying on me in the bath?????
September 23, 2012 at 8:01 am
pirate fluxx helps with this. Its hilarious, and you can yell things like “I’ve got scurvy!” and talk like a pirate. I don’t think they played it on TableTop yet though.